I am Fluffy Cat

Fluffy Cat has able to catch up with Presidential Candidate Barack Obama and was granted this interview.

Fluffy Cat: Welcome Mr Obama, or can I call you Barack?

Barack Obama: Hello Fluffy, I am glad to talk with you. You may call me Mr Obama, You can Call me Barack, or you can just call me Mr. President.

Fluffy Cat: Little premature emasculation (cough cough). Regardless, Senator Obama, what is your current stance on Immigration?

Barack Obama: I am Glad you asked Fluffy. My esteemed colleague from Massachusetts, Senator Kennedy said about me and I quote: “There is the tireless skill of a senator who was there in the early mornings to help us hammer out a needed compromise on immigration reform, who always saw a way to protect national security and the dignity of people who did not have a vote. For them, he was a voice for justice, a voice for justice. For them, he was a voice for justice“.  Do I need to say more?

Fluffy Cat: Moving right along. Barack Baby, Since this election will come down to the issues and many issues are still not set in stone. What are your feelings on inter species marriage?

Barack Obama: Well Fluffy, it has been a policy of the Democratic party to not judge unless yee be judged. Since my upbringing on the lonely streets of Anytown USA, I have always felt a notion to do what is best. To do what is Right. The Rights of the person, are the right that I will fight to protect. Regardless of Race, Creed, Color and in your case Species.

Fluffy Cat: You might just have grabbed the Cat Vote with that one. Back to the interview. With gas prices escalating through the roof, my Fancy Feast cost per can has risen as well. What do you plan to do about the Cost of Rising Fancy Feast?

Barack Obama: Well Fluffy, that is an issue that faces all our brethren Americans. We need to explore cheaper and more environmental safe methods to harness the natural resources of this great nation to make Fancy Feast cheaper for all Cats.

Fluffy Cat: It’s getting hot around here with all this fur, what’s your stance on Global Warming and did you see Al Gore’s Movie?

Barack Obama: Well Fluffy, I tivo’d Al Gore’s Movie. I can also relate on the issue of the heat. By the way your Fur looks beautiful. All White and Fluffy like that.

Fluffy Cat: Hence the Name.  Well Mr B.O  I thank you for your time. But it’s getting really close to…yes it is.. I can smell it…  I got to get my Fancy Feast on!!  Later Dude, and Good Luck!!

The Adventures of Fluffy Cat